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About: Hi, I'm Emily. These are the things that make me smile. I hope you do too.

These are some things that you might like to know….
I was not born in a hospital.
I lived in a hotel in Denmark for third grade.
I now live on a farm that “grows” paintballs, golf balls, blackberries and cherries.
I work in a hippie health food store.
I have never had a shot.
I have matching scars on my ankles and knees because I am a rock star.
I have never bought a Halloween costume.
I collect keys, the majority of which are to the sewers of Spotsylvania, Virginia.
I have been to both of my namesakes; one is a desert, the other - a city.
I am German, Irish, Danish, Czech, Slovak, Norwegian, Russian, Australian, and Colombian.
I have two beds. One is a racecar; it does not have a mattress, and is filled with fabric.
I have never seen “Titanic.”
I know my way around New York better than I know my way around my home town.
I have jumped down an elevator shaft.
I can operate power tools that should never be allowed in my hands.
I have no pulse in my neck and my heartbeat is not rhythmic.
I am allergic to the antibiotics that should make me better.
I can make a cup out of 20 dollars.
I was a Purdue cheerleader at the age of four.
I own a sari and a kimono; and I know how to tie both properly.
I have made a teapot, an iPod, a mermaid, a neuron, Clifford, a beer mug and a Blue-Eyes White Dragon out of cake.
I was raised by hippies to be a hippie.
Oh, and I lie a lot.

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cocktailhypocondriaque:

graouuuuuu

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come-along-doctor:

Remember that time Merlin was on Doctor Who and he kept making scary side comments

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petites-larmes:

Mazar-e-Sharif Mosque, Afghanistan

(via lordlykisses)

wildflowersinwater:

American artist Jon Smith’s exploding lightbulb art

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream, via frauleinninja)

breakfast-at-1pm:

science-sexual:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.

I fucking love this

(Source: misskerryberry, via frauleinninja)

sweetvisage:

Art Nouveau Doors <3

(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)

(via captainoveralls)

aforaffort:

I started hyperventilating at the “I love you”/”I know” rings and then it got worse and worse until I was scrolling while wheezing, “STAR… TREK… STAR… TR— PORTA— TARDIS— D10”

(Source: iraffiruse, via prismyth)

urdnotdovah:

annabellioncourt:

Dear Santa please get me these so I can feel girly and bad ass at the same time while I dance around with a sword destroying my arch-nemeses

^ Exact reason for me.

(via im-alone-again-i-owe-you-eff-all)

Happy Father’s Day

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okaysional:

itsdftbalex:

sammy-spock-dalek:

peace-flowers-freedom-happiness:

retrogasm:

100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds

this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice

Oh snap, this is brilliant!

I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.

Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade

(via gentlemen-prefer-red-heads)

toxicnotebook:

KNAPP The Post-War collection A/W 2012/2013

(via ornamentedbeing)

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lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

(via ahufflpffinneverland)

showslow:

John Singer Sargent, Whispers (1884)