Hi, I'm Emily. These are the things that make me smile. I hope you do too.
These are some things that you might like to know…. I was not born in a hospital. I lived in a hotel in Denmark for third grade. I now live on a farm that “grows” paintballs, golf balls, blackberries and cherries. I work in a hippie health food store. I have never had a shot. I have matching scars on my ankles and knees because I am a rock star. I have never bought a Halloween costume. I collect keys, the majority of which are to the sewers of Spotsylvania, Virginia. I have been to both of my namesakes; one is a desert, the other - a city. I am German, Irish, Danish, Czech, Slovak, Norwegian, Russian, Australian, and Colombian. I have two beds. One is a racecar; it does not have a mattress, and is filled with fabric. I have never seen “Titanic.” I know my way around New York better than I know my way around my home town. I have jumped down an elevator shaft. I can operate power tools that should never be allowed in my hands. I have no pulse in my neck and my heartbeat is not rhythmic. I am allergic to the antibiotics that should make me better. I can make a cup out of 20 dollars. I was a Purdue cheerleader at the age of four. I own a sari and a kimono; and I know how to tie both properly. I have made a teapot, an iPod, a mermaid, a neuron, Clifford, a beer mug and a Blue-Eyes White Dragon out of cake. I was raised by hippies to be a hippie. Oh, and I lie a lot.
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
Dress mannequins for Marilyn Monroe and others at Travilla’s studio, 1950s.
the pacific rim au of legally blonde though:
elle woods trying to get into jaeger academy to win back warner.
"you got into jaeger academy?" "what, like it’s hard?"
elle woods being drift compatible with vivian.
elle falling for LOCCENT officer emmett.
elle and vivian piloting a jaeger called delta nu.
THE BEND AND SNAP AS A FIGHTING TECHNIQUE
life hacks: instead of playing the traditional wedding march when one walks down the aisle, play the pacific rim theme
35. Bulbasaur Flowerpot (Succulent Monsters)
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
crimson and clover - joan jett; teenage dirtbag - b. p. valenzuela; jenny - lily sevin; sister - kate nash; crush - sleigh bells; damn, i wish i was your lover - sophie b. hawkins; don’t get me wrong - the pretenders; bonfires - blue foundation; maria - blondie; girlfriend - icona pop; sprawl ii - arcade fire; come to my window - melissa etheridge; don’t leave me (ne me quitte pas) - regina spektor; closer - tegan and sara; linger - the cranberries; when you were mine - cyndi lauper; come on, petunia - the blow; in for the kill - la roux; kiss me - sixpence none the richer; i kissed a girl - jill sobule; i only want to be with you - dusty springfield; teenage kicks - nouvelle vague; untouched - the veronicas; warm ways - fleetwood mac; addicted to you - avicii; they don’t know - kirsty maccoll; she keeps me warm - mary lambert; she - jen foster; i don’t do boys - elektra